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<title>The Spectator 240</title>
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  <number>no. 240</number>
  <date>1711-12-05</date>
  <author>Richard Steele</author>
  <quotation>----Aliter not fit, Avite, liber.---Mart.</quotation>
  <translation>Mart. Ep. i. 17.</translation>
  <translation>Of such materials, Sir, are books composed.</translation>
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<paragraph><italic>Mr.</italic> SPECTATOR,</paragraph>
<paragraph>I AM of one of the most
genteel Trades in the City, and understand thus much of liberal
Education, as to have an ardent Ambition of being useful to
Mankind, and to think That the chief End of Being as to this Life.
I had these good Impressions given me from the handsome Behaviour
of a learned, generous, and wealthy Man towards me when I first
began the World. Some Dissatisfaction between me and my Parents
made me enter into it with less Relish of Business than I ought;
and to turn off this Uneasiness I gave my self to criminal
Pleasures, some Excesses, and a general loose Conduct. I know not
what the excellent Man above-mentioned saw in me, but he descended
from the Superiority of his Wisdom and Merit, to throw himself
frequently into my Company. This made me soon hope that I had
something in me worth cultivating, and his Conversation made me
sensible of Satisfactions in a regular Way, which I had never
before imagined. When he was grown familiar with me, he opened
himself like a good Angel, and told me, he had long laboured to
ripen me into a Preparation to receive his Friend-ship and Advice,
both which I should daily command, and the Use of any Part of his
Fortune, to apply the Measures he should propose to me, for the
Improvement of my own. I assure you, I cannot recollect the
Goodness and Confusion of the good Man when he spoke to this
Purpose to me, without melting into Tears; but in a word, Sir, I
must hasten to tell you, that my Heart burns with Gratitude towards
him, and he is so happy a Man, that it can never be in my Power to
return him his Favours in Kind, but I am sure I have made him the
most agreeable Satisfaction I could possibly, [in being ready to
serve others to my utmost Ability,] as far as is consistent with
the Prudence he prescribes to me. Dear Mr. SPECTATOR, I do not owe
to him only the good Will and Esteem of my own Relations, (who are
People of Distinction) the present Ease and Plenty of my
Circumstances, but also the Government of my Passions, and
Regulation of my Desires. I doubt not, Sir, but in your Imagination
such Virtues as these of my worthy Friend, bear as great a Figure
as Actions which are more glittering in the common Estimation. What
I would ask of you, is to give us a whole <italic>Spectator</italic> upon Heroick
Virtue in common Life, which may incite Men to the same generous
Inclinations, as have by this admirable Person been shewn to, and
rais'd in,</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>SIR, Your most humble Servant.</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>Mr.</italic> SPECTATOR,</paragraph>
<paragraph>I am a Country Gentleman, of a good plentiful Estate, and live as the rest
of my Neighbours with great Hospitality. I have been ever reckoned
among the Ladies the best Company in the World, and have Access as
a sort of Favourite. I never came in Publick but I saluted them,
tho' in great Assemblies, all round, where it was seen how
genteelly I avoided hampering my Spurs in. their Petticoats, while
I moved amongst them; and on the other side how prettily they
curtsied and received me, standing in proper Rows, and advancing as
fast as they saw their Elders, or their Betters, dispatch'd by me.
But so it is, Mr. SPECTATOR, that all our good Breeding is of late
lost by the unhappy Arrival of a Courtier, or Town Gentleman, who
came lately among us: This Person where-ever he came into a Room
made a profound Bow, and fell back, then recovered with a soft Air,
and made a Bow to the next, and so to one or two more, and then
took the Gross of the Room, by passing by them in a continued Bow
till he arrived at the Person he thought proper particularly to
entertain. This he did with so good a Grace and Assurance, that it
is taken for the present Fashion; and there is no young Gentlewoman
within several Miles of this Place has been kissed ever since his
first Appearance among us. We Country Gentlemen cannot begin again
and learn these fine and reserved Airs; and our Conversation is at
a Stand, till we have your Judgment for or against Kissing, by way
of Civility or Salutation; which is impatiently expected by your
Friends of both Sexes, but by none so much as</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>Your humble Servant,</italic> Rustick Sprightly.</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>Mr.</italic> SPECTATOR, December 3, 1711.</paragraph>
<paragraph>I was the other Night at <italic>Philaster,</italic><footnote name="(1)" url="../december_footnotes/footnote240.xml"></footnote>
where I expected to hear your famous
Trunk-maker, but was happily disappointed of his Company, and saw
another Person who had the like Ambition to distinguish himself m a
noisy manner, partly by Vociferation or talking loud, and partly by
his bodily Agility. This was a very lusty Fellow, but withal a sort
of Beau, who getting into one of the Side-boxes on the Stage before
the Curtain drew, was disposed to shew the whole Audience his
Activity by leaping over the Spikes; he pass'd from thence to one
of the entering Doors, where he took Snuff with a tolerable good
Grace, display'd his fine Cloaths, made two or three feint Passes
at the Curtain with his Cane, then faced about and appear'd at
t'other Door: Here he affected to survey the whole House, bow'd and
smil'd at random, and then shew'd his Teeth, which were some of
them indeed very white: After this he retired behind the Curtain,
and obliged us with several Views of his Person from every Opening.</paragraph>
<paragraph>During the Time of Acting, he appear'd frequently in the Prince's
Apartment, made one at the Hunting-match, and was very forward in
the Rebellion. If there were no Injunctions to the contrary, yet
this Practice must be confess'd to diminish the Pleasure of the
Audience, and for that Reason presumptuous and unwarrantable: But
since her Majesty's late Command has made it criminal,<footnote name="(2)" url="../december_footnotes/footnote240.xml"></footnote>
you have Authority to take Notice of it.</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>SIR, Your humble Servant,</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph>Charles Easy.</paragraph>
<paragraph>T.</paragraph>

<paragraph>1. Beaumont and Fletcher's 'Philaster' had been acted on the preceding Friday, Nov. 30.
The Hunt is in the Fourth Act, the Rebellion in the Fifth.</paragraph>
<paragraph>2. At this time there had been added to the playbills the line 'By her Majesty's Command no
Person is to be admitted behind the Scenes.</paragraph>
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