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<title>The Spectator 222</title>
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  <number>no. 222</number>
  <date>1711-11-14</date>
  <author>Richard Steele</author>
  <quotation>Cur alter fratrum cessare, et ludere, el ungi,</quotation>
  <quotation>Praeferat Herodis palmetis pinguibus----- Hor.</quotation>
  <translation>Hor. 2 Ep. ii. 183.</translation>
  <translation>Why, of two brothers, one his pleasure loves,</translation>
  <translation>Prefers his sports to Herod's fragrant groves.---Creech.</translation>
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<paragraph><italic>Mr.</italic> SPECTATOR,</paragraph>
<paragraph>THERE is one thing I have often
look'd for in your Papers, and have as often wondered to find my
self disappointed; the rather, because I think it a Subject every
way agreeable to your Design, and by being left unattempted by
others, seems reserved as a proper Employment for you; I mean a
Disquisition, from whence it proceeds, that Men of the brightest
Parts, and most comprehensive Genius, compleatly furnished with
Talents for any Province in humane Affairs; such as by their wise
Lessons of Oeconomy to others have made it evident, that they have
the justest Notions of Life and of true Sense in the Conduct of it: ---:
from what unhappy contradictious Cause it proceeds, that Persons
thus finished by Nature and by Art, should so often fail in the
Management of that which they so well understand, and want the
Address to make a right Application of their own Rules. This is
certainly a prodigious Inconsistency in Behaviour, and makes much
such a Figure in Morals as a monstrous Birth in Naturals, with this
Difference only, which greatly aggravates the Wonder, that it
happens much more frequently; and what a Blemish does it cast upon
Wit and Learning in the general Account of the World? And in how
disadvantageous a Light does it expose them to the busy Class of
Mankind, that there should be so many Instances of Persons who have
so conducted their Lives in spite of these transcendent Advantages,
as neither to be happy in themselves, nor useful to their Friends;
when every Body sees it was entirely in their own Power to be
eminent in both these Characters? For my part, I think there is no
Reflection more astonishing, than to consider one or these
Gentlemen spending a fair Fortune, running in every Body's Debt
without the least Apprehension of a future Reckoning, and at last
leaving not only his Own Children, but possibly those of other
People, by his Means, in starving Circumstances; while a Fellow,
whom one could scarce suspect to have a humane Soul, shall perhaps
raise a vast Estate out of Nothing, and be the Founder of a Family
capable of being very considerable in their Country, and doing many
illustrious Services to it. That this Observation is just,
Experience has put beyond all Dispute. But though the Fact be so
evident and glaring, yet the Causes of it are still in the Dark;
which makes me persuade my self, that I it would be no unacceptable
Piece of Entertainment to the Town, to inquire into the hidden
Sources of so unaccountable an Evil.</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>I am,</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>SIR,</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>Your most Humble Servant.</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph>What this Correspondent wonders at, has been Matter of
Admiration ever since there was any such thing as humane Life.
<italic>Horace</italic> reflects upon this Inconsistency very agreeably in the
Character of <italic>Tigellius,</italic> whom he makes a mighty Pretender to
Oeconomy, and tells you, you might one Day hear him speak the most
philosophick Things imaginable concerning being contented with a
little, and his Contempt of every thing but mere Necessaries, and
in Half a Week after spend a thousand Pound. When he says this of
him With Relation to Expence, he describes him as unequal to
himself in every other Circumstance of Life. And indeed, if we
consider lavish Men carefully, we shall find it always proceeds
from a Certain Incapacity of possessing themselves, and finding
Enjoyment in their own Minds. Mr. <italic>Dryden</italic> has expressed this very
excellently in the Character of <italic>Zimri.</italic><footnote name="(1)" url="../november_footnotes/footnote222.xml"></footnote></paragraph>
<quotation><italic>A Man so various, that he seem'd to be</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Not one, but all Mankind's Epitome.</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Stiff Opinion, always in the Wrong,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Was every Thing by Starts, and Nothing long;</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>But In the Course of one revolving Moon,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Was Chymist, Fidler, Statesman. and Buffoon.</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Then all for Women, Painting, Rhiming, Drinking,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Besides ten thousand Freaks that died in thinking;</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Blest Madman, who could every Hour employ</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>In something new to wish or to enjoy!</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>In squandring Wealth was his peculiar Art,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Nothing went unrewarded but Desert.</italic></quotation>
<paragraph>This loose State of the Soul hurries the
Extravagant from one Pursuit to another; and the Reason that his
Expences are greater than another's, is, that his Wants are also
more numerous. But what makes so many go on in this Way to their
Lives End, is, that they certainly do not know how contemptible
they are in the Eyes of the rest of Mankind, or rather, that indeed
they are not so contemptible as they deserve. <italic>Tully</italic> says, it is the
greatest of Wickedness to lessen your paternal Estate. And if a Man
would thoroughly consider how much worse than Banishment it must be
to his Child, to ride by the Estate which should have been his had
it not been for his Father's Injustice to him, he would be smitten
with the Reflection more deeply than can be understood by any but
one who is a Father. Sure there can be nothing more afflicting than
to think it had been happier for his Son to have been born of any
other Man living than himself.</paragraph>
<paragraph>It is not perhaps much thought of,
but it is certainly a very important Lesson, to learn how to enjoy
ordinary Life, and to be able to relish your Being without the
Transport of some Passion or Gratification of some Appetite. For
want of this Capacity, the World is filled with Whetters, Tipplers,
Cutters, Sippers, and all the numerous Train of those who, for want
of Thinking, are forced to be ever exercising their Feeling or
Tasting. It would be hard on this Occasion to mention the harmless
Smoakers of Tobacco and Takers of Snuff.</paragraph>
<paragraph>The slower Part of Mankind, whom my Correspondent wonders should get Estates, are the
more immediately formed for that Pursuit: They can expect distant
things without Impatient because they are not carried out of their
Way either by violent Passion or keen Appetite to any thing. To Men
addicted to Delight[s], Business is an Interruption; to such as are
cold to Delights; Business is an Entertainment. For which Reason it
was said to one who commended a dull Man for his Application, <italic>No
Thanks to him; if he had no Business, he could have nothing to do.</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph>T .</paragraph>

<paragraph>1.  i.e. The Duke of Buckingham, in Part I. Of 'Absalom and Achitophel.'</paragraph>
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