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<title>The Spectator 266</title>
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  <number>no. 266</number>
  <date>1712-01-04</date>
  <author>Richard Steele</author>
  <quotation>Id vero est, quod ego mihi puto palmarium,</quotation>
  <quotation>Me reperisse, quomodo adolescentulus</quotation>
  <quotation>Meretricum ingenia mores possit noscere:</quotation>
  <quotation>Mature ut cum cognorit perpetuo oderit. Ter. Eun. Act. 5, Sc. 4.</quotation>
  <translation>Ter. Eun. Act V. Sc. 4.</translation>
  <translation>This I conceive to be my master-piece, that I have discovered how</translation>
  <translation>unexperienced youth may detect the artifices of bad women, and by</translation>
  <translation>knowing them early, detest them forever.</translation>
  </header>
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<paragraph>NO Vice or Wickedness which People fall into from Indulgence to
Desire[s] which are natural to all, ought to place them below the
Compassion of the virtuous Part of the World; which indeed often
makes me a little apt to suspect the Sincerity of their Virtue, who
are too warmly provoked at other Peoples personal Sins. The
unlawful Commerce of the Sexes is of all other the hardest to
avoid; and yet there is no one which you shall hear the rigider
Part of Womankind speak of with so little Mercy. It is very certain
that a modest Woman cannot abhor the Breach of Chastity too much;
but pray let her hate it for her self; and only pity it in others.
WILL. HONEYCOMB calls these over-offended Ladies, the Outragiously
Virtuous.</paragraph>
<paragraph>I do not design to fall upon Failures in general, with
relation to the Gift of Chastity, but at present only enter: upon
that large Field, and begin with the Consideration of poor and
publick Whores. The other Evening passing along near <italic>Covent-Garden,</italic>
I was jogged on the Elbow as I turned into the Piazza, on the right
Hand coming out of <italic>James-street,</italic> by a slim young Girl of about
Seventeen, who with a pert Air asked me if I was for a Pint of
Wine. I do not know but I should have indulged my Curiosity in
having some Chat with her, but that I am informed the Man of the
<italic>Bumper</italic> knows me; and it would have made a Story for him not very
agreeable to some Part of my Writings, though I have in others so
frequently said that I am wholly unconcerned in any Scene I am in,
but meerly as a Spectator. This Impediment being in my Way, we
stood [under<footnote name="(1)" url="../january_footnotes/footnote266.xml"></footnote>]
one of the Arches by Twilight; and there I could
observe as exact Features as I had ever seen, the most agreeable
Shape, the finest Neck and Bosom, in a Word, the whole Person of a
Woman exquisitely Beautiful. She affected to allure me with a
forced Wantonness in her Look and Air; but I saw it checked with
Hunger and Cold Her Eyes were wan and eager, her Dress thin and
tawdry, her Mein genteel and childish. This strange Figure gave me
much Anguish of Heart, and to avoid being seen with her I went
away, but could not forbear giving her a Crown. The poor thing
sighed, curtisied, and with a Blessing, expressed with the utmost
Vehemence, turned from me. This Creature is what they call <italic>newly
come upon the Town,</italic> but who, I Suppose, falling into cruel Hands
was left in the first Month from her Dishonour, and exposed to pass
through the Hands and Discipline of one of those Hags of Hell whom
we call Bawds. But lest I should grow too suddenly grave on tfiis
Subject, and be my self outragiously good, I shall turn to a Scene,
in one of <italic>Fletcher's</italic> Plays, where this Character is drawn, and the
Oeconomy of Whoredom most admirably described, The Passage I would
point to is in the third Scene of the second Act of <italic>The Humorous
Lieutenant. Leucippe</italic> who is Agent for the King's Lust, and bawds
at the same time for the whole Court, is very pleasantly
introduced, reading her Minutes as a Person of Business, with two
Maids, her Under-Secretaries, taking Instructions at a Table before
her. Her Women, both those under her present Tutelage, and those
which she is laying wait for, are alphabetically set down in her
Book; and as she is looking over the Letter <italic>C</italic> in a muttering Voice,
as if between Soliloquy and speaking out, she says,</paragraph>
<quotation><italic>Her Maidenhead will yield me; let me see now;</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>She is not Fifteen they say: For her Complexion----</italic></quotation>
<quotation>Cloe, Cloe, Cloe, <italic>here I have her,</italic></quotation>
<quotation>Cloe, <italic>the Daughter of a Country Gentleman;</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Here Age upon Fifteen. Now her Complexion,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>A lovely brown; here 'tis; Eyes black and rolling,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>The Body neatly built; she strikes a Lute well,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Sings most enticingly: These Helps consider'd,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Her Maidenhead will amount to some three hundred,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Or three hundred and fifty Crowns, 'twill bear it handsomly,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>Her Father's poor, some little Share deducted,</italic></quotation>
<quotation><italic>To buy him a Hunting Nag-----</italic></quotation>
<paragraph>These Creatures are very well instructed in
the Circumstances and Manners of all who are any Way related to the
Fair One whom they have a Design upon. As <italic>Cloe</italic> is to be purchased
with [350<footnote name="(2)" url="../january_footnotes/footnote266.xml"></footnote>]
Crowns, and the Father taken off with a Pad; the
Merchant's Wife next to her, who abounds in Plenty, is not to have
downright Money, but the mercenary Part of her Mind is engaged with
a Present of Plate and a little Ambition. She is made to understand
that it is a Man of Quality who dies for her. The Examination of a
young Girl for Business, and the crying down her Value for being a
slight Thing, together with every other Circumstance in the Scene,
are inimitably excellent, and have the true Spirit of Comedy; tho'
it were to be wished the Author had added a Circumstance which
should make <italic>Leucippe's</italic> Baseness more odious.</paragraph>
<paragraph>It must not be thought
a Digression from my intended Speculation, to talk of Bawds in a
Discourse upon Wenches; for a Woman of the Town is not thoroughly
and properly such, without having gone through the Education of one
of these Houses, But the compassionate Case of very many is, that
they are taken into such Hands without any the least Suspicion,
previous Temptation, or Admonition to what Place they are going.
The last Week I went to an Inn in the City to enquire for some
Provisions which were sent fly a Waggon out of the Country; and as
I waited in one of the Boxes till the Chamberlain had looked over
his Parcel, I heard an old and a young Voice repeating the
Questions and Responses of the Church-Catechism, I thought it no
Breach of good Manners to peep at a Crevice, and look in at People
so well employed; but I who should I see there but the most artful
Procuress in the Town, examining a most beautiful Country-Girl, who
had come up in the same Waggon with my Things, <italic>Whether she was well
educated, could forbear playing the Wanton with Servants, and idle
Fellows, of which this Town, says she, is too full:</italic> At the same
time, <italic>Whether she knew enough of Breeding, as that if a Squire or a
Gentleman, or one that was her Betters, should give her a Civil
Salute, she should curtsy and be humble, nevertheless.</italic> Her
innocent <italic>forsooths, yes's, and't please you's, and she would do her
Endeavour,</italic> moved the good old Lady to take her out of the Hands of
a Country Bumpkin her Brother, and hire her for her own Maid. I
staid till I saw them all marched out to take Coach; the brother
loaded with a great Cheese, he prevailed upon her to take for her
Civilities to [his] Sister. This poor Creature's Fate is not far
off that of her's whom I spoke of above, and it is not to be
doubted, but after she has been I long enough a Prey to Lust she
will be delivered over to Famine; the Ironical Commendation of the
Industry and Charity of these antiquated Ladies[ these<footnote name="(3)" url="../january_footnotes/footnote266.xml"></footnote>]
Directors of Sin, after they can no longer commit it, makes up the
Beauty of the inimitable Dedication to the <italic>Plain-Dealer,</italic><footnote name="(4)" url="../january_footnotes/footnote266.xml"></footnote>
and is a Master-piece of Raillery on this Vice. But to understand all the
Purleues of this Game the better, and to illustrate this Subject in
future Discourses, I must venture my self, with my Friend WILL.
into the Haunts of Beauty and Gallantry; from pampered Vice in the
Habitations of the Wealthy, to distressed indigent Wickedness
expelled the Harbours of the Brothel.</paragraph>
<paragraph>T.</paragraph>

<paragraph>1. [under in]</paragraph>
<paragraph>2. [fifty]</paragraph>
<paragraph>3. [. These]</paragraph>
<paragraph>4. [so irksom as]</paragraph>
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