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<title>The Spectator</title>
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  <number>no. 182</number>
  <date>1711-09-29</date>
  <author>Richard Steele</author>
  <quotation>Plus alo&#235;s qu&#224;m mellis habet---- Juv.</quotation>
  <translation>Juv. Sat. vi. 180.</translation>
  <translation>The bitter overbalances the sweet.</translation>
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<paragraph>AS all Parts of humane Life come under my Observation, my Reader must not
make uncharitable Inferences from my speaking knowingly of that
Sort of Crime which is at present treated of. He will, I hope,
suppose I know it only from the Letters of Correspondents, two of
which you shall have as follow.</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>Mr.</italic> SPECTATOR,</paragraph>
<paragraph>It is wonderful to me that among the many Enormities which you have treated of; you
have not mentioned that of Wenching, and particularly the Insnaring
Part; I mean, that it is a Thing very fit for your Pen, to expose
the Villany of the Practice of deluding Women. You are to know,
Sir, that I myself am a Woman who have been one of the Unhappy that
have fallen into this Misfortune, and that by the Insinuation of a
very worthless Fellow, who served others in the same Manner both
before my Ruin and since that Time. I had, as soon as the Rascal
left me, so much Indignation and Resolution, as not to go upon the
Town, as the Phrase is, but took to Work for my Living in an
obscure Place, out of the Knowledge of all with whom I was before
acquainted.</paragraph>
<paragraph>It is the ordinary Practice and Business of Life with a
Set of idle Fellows about this Town, to write Letters, send
Messages, arid form Appointments with little raw unthinking Girls,
and leave them after Possession of them, without any Mercy, to
Shame, Infamy, Poverty, and Disease. Were you to read the nauseous
Impertinences which are written on these Occasions, and to see the
silly Creatures sighing over them, it could not but be Matter of
Mirth as well as Pity. A little Prentice Girl of mine has been for
some time applied to by an <italic>Irish Fellow,</italic> who dresses very fine, and
struts in a laced Coat, and is the Admiration of Seamstresses who
are under Age in Town. Ever since I have had some Knowledge of the
Matter, I have debarred my Prentice from Pen, Ink, and Paper. But
the other Day he bespoke some Cravats of me: I went out of the
Shop, and left his Mistress to put them up into a Band-box in order
to be sent to him when his Man called. When I came into the Shop
again, I took occasion to send her away, and found in the Bottom of
the Box written these Words, <italic>Why would you ruin a harmless Creature
that loves you?</italic> then in the Lid, <italic>There is no resisting</italic> Strephon: I
searched a little farther, and found in the Rim of the Box, <italic>At
Eleven of clock at Night come in an Hackney-Coach at the End of our
Street.</italic> This was enough to alarm me; I sent away the things, and
took my Measures accordingly. An Hour or two before the appointed
Time I examined my young Lady, and found her Trunk stuffed with
impertinent Letters, and an old Scroll of Parchment in <italic>Latin,</italic> which
her Lover had sent her as a Settlement of Fifty Pounds a Year:
Among other things, there was also the best Lace I had in my Shop
to make him a Present for Cravats. I was very glad of this last
Circumstance, because I could very conscientiously swear against
him that he had enticed my Servant away, and was her Accomplice in
robbing me: I procured a Warrant against him accordingly. Every
thing was now prepared, and the tender Hour of Love approaching, I,
who had acted for myself in my Youth the same senseless Part, knew
how to manage accordingly. Therefore after having locked up my
Maid, and not being so much unlike her in Height and Shape, as in a
huddled way not to pass for her, I delivered the Bundle designed to
be carried off to her Lover's Man, who came with the Signal to
receive them. Thus I followed after to the Coach, where when I saw
his Master take them in, I cryed out, Thieves! Thieves! and the
Constable with his Attendants seized my expecting Lover. I kept my
self unobserved till I saw the Crowd sufficiently encreased, and
then appeared to declare the Goods to be mine; and had the
Satisfaction to see my Man of Mode put into the <italic>Round-House,</italic> with
the stolen Wares by him, to be produced in evidence against him the
next Morning. This Matter is notoriously known to be Fact; and I
have been contented to save my Prentice, and take a Year's Rent of
this mortified Lover, not to appear further in the Matter. This was
some Penance; but, Sir, is this enough for a Villany of much more
pernicious Consequence than the Trifles for which he was to have
been indicted? Should not you, and , all Men of any Parts or
Honour, put things upon so right a Foot, as that such a Rascal
should not laugh at the Imputation of what he was really guilty,
and dread being accused of that for which he was arrested?</paragraph>
<paragraph>In a word, Sir, it is in the Power of you, and such as I hope you are,
to make it as infamous to rob a poor Creature of her Honour as her
Cloaths. I leave this to your Consideration, only take Leave (which
I cannot do without sighing) to remark to you, that if this had
been the Sense of Mankind thirty Years ago, I should have avoided a
Life spent in Poverty and Shame,</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>I am, Sir, Your most humble Servant,</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph>Alice Threadneedle.</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>MR.</italic> SPECTATOR, <italic>Round-House, Sept. 9.</italic></paragraph>
<paragraph>I am a Man of Pleasure about Town, but by the Stupidity of a dull
Rogue of a Justice of Peace, and an insolent Constable, upon the
Oath of an old Harridan, am imprisoned here for Theft, when I
designed only Fornication. The Midnight Magistrate, as he conveyed
me along, had you in his Mouth, and said, this would make a pure
Story for the SPECTATOR. I hope, Sir, you won't pretend to Wit, and
take the Part of dull Rogues of Business. The World is so altered
of late Years, that there was not a Man who would knock down a
Watchman in my Behalf, but I was carried off with as much Triumph
as if I had been a Pick-pocket. At this rate, there is an end of
all the Wit and Humour in the World. The Time was when all the
honest Whore-masters in the Neighbourhood would have rose against
the Cuckolds to my Rescue. If Fornication is to be scandalous, half
the fine things that have been writ by most of the Wits of the last
Age may be burnt by the common Hangman. Harkee, [Mr.] SPEC, do not
be queer; after having done some things pretty well, don't begin to
write at that rate that no Gentleman can read thee. Be true to
Love, and burn your <italic>Seneca.</italic> You do not expect me to write my Name
from hence, but I am</paragraph>
<paragraph><italic>Your unknown humble,</italic> &#38;c.</paragraph>
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